Bill White University: Senior Year - “City Mismanagement: Creating Problems for Someone Else to Fix”

Liberal Trial Lawyer Bill White’s Tax Problem Day 39

On Day 39 of liberal trial lawyer Bill White hiding his tax returns from the people of Texas, prospective students to Bill White University continue to learn what topics are covered at the liberal institution.

During their senior year at Bill White University, students will enroll in the course “City Mismanagement: Creating Problems for Someone Else to Fix.” This course, based on Bill White’s record as Houston mayor and the problems he created for his successor, covers the following topics:

How to hide your taxes and make millions on the side while serving in public office

How to create a $100 million shortfall for your successor

How to make your successor reduce library hours and raise insurance premiums for retirees

How to claim budgets where expenses exceed revenues are “balanced” (HINT: pension bonds)

What is a sanctuary city, how to deny your city is one, and how to resist efforts to stop sanctuary policies

How to brag about your business sense when your successor says, “For years now, we have spent more money than we have taken in. You can't spend more than you earn. It is a very unbusinesslike approach to running things.”

How to appoint the board of an agency that breaks state law by destroying documents

How to make residents pay higher property taxes and say that you cut them
“As students enter their final year at Bill White University they will learn how to mismanage a city and leave the mess for someone else to fix much like the university’s founder did,” said Texans for Rick Perry spokesman Mark Miner. “Today being the day that millions of Americans file their tax returns, we are reminded that Mr. Bill has failed to release his tax returns for his years in public service. What could the liberal trial lawyer be hiding? What is he afraid of?”

The video “Bill White University Orientation” is available online at www.youtube.com/liberalbillwhite.